what the hell is a situationship? does ur heart yearn for me or not… do u have a burning desire for me running through ur veins or not. like let’s get real

So “defund the police” was way too extreme but the police going around murdering people in cold blood year after year is what?

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

people who wake up at 5 am love to talk about how productive their day was but forget to mention the psychotic episode they have around 6pm

‘Do you need me to send you on a vacation’ is how I would like to be comforted going forward.

guilt of not going to the gym is a real thing lmfao

when someone behaves in a disappointing way, doesn’t meet your expectations, or refuses to extend the grace you give to them…remember they can only give you what they’re capable of. some aren’t as capable as giving the amount you are able to. and that’s okay: find people who can

if a person doesn’t directly tell you that they have an issue with you, then you need to continue living as though there’s no issue. mature people will not leave you in the dark when it comes to their feelings, they will step up and communicate like an adult.

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

i want to spend money but not my money

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

Can I get a tracking number?

A new capitalist nightmare just dropped

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do

the lover girl in me is strong but the man hater in me is stronger

people who are amazed by stars on a clear night are my kind of people