STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

All I wanna do is shake my ass in a bar or club lol

Every time one of the guys at work take one of our cats home, they always send me pictures and let me know how they are doing. I love being their momma and safe space for a short time, but I love seeing them in a happy, safe, warm home even more 🥹🥹🥹

mentally i’m here

SJM really decided that the last 200 pages of each of her books would be the bane of all of her readers’ existences. Congratulations Sarah, you WIN

I never do these, but story time: I was polite to a dude at a salsa bar at a restaurant 3 months ago. He asked where I was from and what I did for work and I told him. He was familiar with the city I live in and asked which school I taught at, so I mentioned the name.

Men, be better. Ladies, be careful out there.

I’ve refused to get internet at my house b/c I’m not sure how long I’ll be here, so all I do is read or watch movies on my dvd player. For Christmas, I got 2 new books sets and the entire Harry Potter movie set, so looks like I’ll be fine for however long this place is my home 🥰

ain't letting nobody ruin my mood this year so if you a bad vibe stay away from me. respectfully

“i literally told you yesterday” me:

Either I drastically change my appearance or address the mental turmoil I’ve been distracting myself from for months

My dreams have been so freaking nuts lately

Happy I don’t ever have to plow snow, sad because I have to then figure out all the times / details for the 17 guys who did plow and our 100+ properties 🥲

There is nothing I love more in a book than when a man is wholeheartedly obsessed with a woman.

Every time I read the sentence “where are we going?” I immediately say out loud “To Velaris, the City of Starlight” Doesn’t matter what book I’m reading, my head and heart is always in the ACOTAR world 😅

First strike: The Office leaving Second strike: New Girl leaving One more strike Netflix, then you’re OUTTA HERE