Sort out da pigeons Brentford FC I’ve never seen a stadium so full of pigeons. They were pissing me off. Get a kestrel

TikTok is now region locking Americans from looking up things like "fascism" and "Donald Trump rigged election" on the left are results from a device in America, and on the right are results from one in the UK.

Have my mind pigeons delivered you my loving thoughts or have they been intercepted by the mind falcons again

A study by the University of Salford has concluded something that was already pretty well known locally, and that was that gulls have huge appetites and that they will eat almost anything.

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

That 2nd “NO WAY” he was actually stunned 😂

Lightning strikes twice ⚡

I really feel like more people need to read up about Marinakis, specifically ‘The Vampire Ship’ newrepublic.com/article/159252…

There has never been a European final with finalists so low in the table But this is by design, as the removal of CL clubs from EL was an “insurance policy” for crisis seasons like United/Spurs The most desperate final ever throws up wider issues independent.co.uk/sport/football…

In Fahrenheit 451, the abolition of reading began with tech companies simplifying books into summaries that you could read in five minutes. Because people no longer engaged with the texts, they forgot how to think. Then came the book-burnings.

When I gaze at the beauty of nature around the world and can only access it through a phone screen, I ask myself: is it because I was born in a place I didn’t choose that I’m forced to endure things no human should ever have to bear or even imagine the horror of? Just the

me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out

Mbeumo misses! WE'VE DONE IT!!!!!!! Mariners: ✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ United: ✅✅✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅❌ #GTFC

Was hoping we could use this… #GTFC