Just saw Quiet Place II in theaters (DO IT) and then had a devastatingly sad thought once we got home to Bear... Are there no dogs in the QP2 universe? Because they bark? Ugh

The craziest thing about James Bond’s resignation letter isn’t giving zero notice. It’s having three lines between “sincerely” and his name. Just psychotic formatting

Can’t help but feel like this Dave Matthews Band set list is directly speaking to the crowd — “Hello, Again” followed by “So Damn Lucky”

Me five minutes ago: “how does Kapler pinch hit for his clean up hitter who just homered two innings ago?” Me now: “Gabe Kapler is a baseball Einstein and Lamonte Wade is god”

I feel like all Tommy La Stella does is get hits

Buster Posey is the greatest opposite field hitter of all time

Walker “Mat Latos” Buehler

I heard that the Oscar-winning documentary My Octopus Teacher was great and I wanted to watch it. I accidentally got my cephalopods confused and watched 9 hours of Squid Game instead. Big mistake. Huge

Movie nitpick: in Gladiator when Maximus quietly tells the emperor who he is (the whole “father to a murdered son” speech), how does everyone below ground suddenly know his name by the time the gladiators go down the elevator? There’s no way they heard him, right?

Dune: the second greatest “What’s in the box”in cinema history

The trickiest treat: we are giving out full size candy bars, but they’re ALMOND JOYS muahahahahaha

Ok what if we had Mr. Mercedes but with Mr. Mistoffellees instead

My Sunday Scaries were majorly triggered by the notification noise in that Slack commercial

Are people sleeping on CODA because it’s on Apple TV? Maybe my favorite movie of 2021. The “I need to know your intentions” scene is the hardest I laughed in any movie from last year

New Dr. Strange slaps incredibly hard.

The Santa Ana airport would be a 9/10 airport, except its food options are a -3/10

What’s the name of the syndrome where you never remember what your Amazon orders are until you open the box

I hate the Padres

The new GoT spinoff: