This is insane, thank you so much @ASOS 🤯❤️

Is your website having a problem @joanieclothing ? It refuses to load pictures, won't sort and won't filter 😔

“Although it is a baking competition, whatever modicum of competitiveness there was in the tent was dwarfed by the sheer amount of positivity and joy.” Here’s Henry’s lovely letter to you all. #GBBO

May I ask you to watch this short video I made about the NHS?

It’s surely time for this again. scurryfunge (verb; US dialect, 1800s): to dash around the house in a frenzied attempt to tidy up before visitors arrive.

Hi Stagecoach Yorkshire have the bus times changed for the 43 in Dronfield or is it just never on time any more? Meant to be at 7.19 (according to the times at the stop) from wreakes lane top to Sheffield and it's 7.28 and still 2 mins away according to your app.

Hi Stagecoach Yorkshire is there a reason your 8.40 43 from wreakes lane top to Sheffield was 12 mins late today? The 8.40 is rarely on time anymore but 12mins is a lot.

Number of NHS malnutrition cases: 2009: 2,893 2019: 8,537 Number of foodbank parcels given: 2009: 40,000 2019: 1,600,000 Number of homeless children: 2009: 71,460 2019: 135,000 This is why I’ll continue to fight. It doesn’t have to be this way. Things can be better.

Hi Stagecoach Yorkshire why have you introduced a new timetable that your buses can't meet? Still waiting for a 7.28 bus (43 to Shef, wreakes lane top). I don't think any I've got have been on time since the new timetable.

This is a shambles Stagecoach Yorkshire the 7.42 has come so we've all got on that, only to be passed by the 7.28 which was marked as not in service and didn't stop at our stop, so I'm now on a later bus having waited 15 mins!

It would be a great improvement if TV current affairs shows took Juergen Klopp’s advice and didn’t book people to speak about things they have no knowledge about, merely an uninformed opinion

I think I need to clarify to The Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation

It couldn't really be simpler. You can meet up with girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys, always should be someone you really love. And always stay two metres apart.

Hi Santander UK Help just checking, this feels like a scam, is it or is it legit?

Seriously unimpressed WICKES On hold for an hour chasing some taps that weren't sent for our bathroom install only to be told your system is down&the call to cut off. Hopefully as your advisor managed to take my number they'll get back in touch, I can't spend another hr on hold!

To celebrate the release of my new book with PeterLangOxford I’m giving away a copy! To be eligible, all you have to do is follow me on Twitter and share this post by the 14th of August. Winner announced on the 15th 🙂 #JaneAusten #bookgiveaway peterlang.com/document/12549…

I’m honestly beginning to think maybe you lot are right & I would do a better job 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours