Very naive of the Germans to start off like that. Who the fuck wins the tournament after starting with a thumping victory? Nobody.

I suppose with the election coming up I'd best get myself registered to vote. Anyone know how I go about doing this?

Does anybody know what Just Stop Oil actually want? I mean, you'd think it'd be obvious but they've used up an awful lot of orange powder and I'm really not 100% on it.

Don't want to ruin the mood but that was absolutely fine. Perfect tournament football even.

All tv debates are meaningless shite and the only reason anyone thinks different is because Richard Nixon turned up to one feeling really ill in 1960

Shooting is the most not a sport sport at the Olympics isn't it? Just one very specific, non-athletic skill practiced to within an inch of its life.

First game of the season at West Didsbury and if our sticker game is owt to go by we're champions elect.

Without wanting to fuel any fires why is the cox in the women's eights at the rowing a fella? Not least of all since the key role of a cox is to be light as possible?

Big of fan of 'and to accompany your gold medal here's a rolled up poster '

Speaking of two tier policing who remembers lads getting 6 months for lifting bottled water in 2011?

Crying shame The Hundred is making no cut through whatsoever because this innings from Pooran was absolutely phenomenal

Are we going to see that pole vaulter knock the bar off with his cock again or not? #theolympics

Give him the ballon d'or

From last season's fixture, a photograph I can't believe he came back from