Next week has been exhausting.

Today I looked like a camp counselor, complete with the jacket around the waist and a forgotten pencil in my hair

I love her

The President of the United States is screaming out his crimes on Twitter... ...and it's barely news. Is this rock bottom?

I still can’t get over LIZZO being my therapist for the night and magically saying everything that I needed to hear

What I noticed about that conference table pic? Only one woman in the room, and not a single person of color. If I want to look at an old white guy, I’ll use the bathroom mirror.

Just saw a father teach his child to throw leaves above their head and my heart is warm

I would like to thank the car that drenched me this morning on my way to the bus for humbling me on this fine Monday

🎶 Celebrate good times 🎶 COME ON

Sending the runner first is such a stroke of genius.

Seeing all of this Black Friday stuff is no good for someone who is running out of money very fast

you: *singing under the pitch* me: *lifting my chin & raising my eyebrows as high as possible in hopes that you will find the right note* #TheatreProblems

i just found a “Christian version” of the Cha Cha slide & i am dying. please god tell me this is the war on Christmas

1 million RTs and I’ll tell u who my new man on the Minnesota Minnesota Vikings is 😏

Stop, drop, and roll doesn’t work in hell - advice from a bus on the street

BREAKING: President Trump has become the third president in American history to be impeached after the House approved an abuse of power charge cnn.it/2S3YFL8

Please don’t quote #MLK on #MLKDay, then suppress the vote and support systemic oppression on Tuesday.

Just got told to “Fuck off!” in a Senate Office - must be doing something right?

Having a bandaid on my finger really ruins my vibe