there are certain jobs where I just don’t understand why the staff have to wear formal wear, like why is the bloke helping you choose glasses in Specsavers basically in top hat and tails

Whenever Burna Boy and J Hus Link Up on a track 🔥

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!

Someone take me ffs

Thank God I look at my transactions. TfL charged me £55.20 in ONE day? Attenzione pickpocket

Nothing worse than wanting a fat hug but not from someone you already know Quite literally asking 4 the impossible

Greggs staff filling a steak bake.

It actually isn’t that simple in my brain I promise u

We can't have clean energy because it will destroy the oil industry. We can't have healthcare because it will destroy the health insurance industry. We can't have peace because it will destroy the weapon industry. Capitalism built a system we can't afford to do the right thing.

😭 the way he lobs it loooool

Fighting for your people to be represented as drug dealers on tv is crazy lool

Getting moved to when you’re in your ‘I’m just going to the shop’ outfit is such an interesting experience

Watching the new Top Boy made me want to watch the old Top Boy and watching the old Top Boy is making me want to sell crack outside Maryasa in Hadley

Neyo pushing Keri Hilson and Kanye West to the side to drop a fire verse on “Knock You Down”

if you’re seriously here believing Tems is pregnant by Future, i have an airport to sell you in Ojodu. dm me, serious inquiries only

🚨Usher has officially been announced as the 2024 Super Bowl Halftime Show headliner.

Josh If they did I wouldn’t be using screws as chopsticks