every 5 minutes of the severance finale felt like this

I would do unspeakable things in return for a pastry from La Choquette right now

Guys not every brand needs to do an April Fools. It’s ok to tell the boomer in your marketing team that it’s a stupid idea

ABRACADABRA INTO JUDAS INTO SCHIEẞE #GAGACHELLA

this scheiße performance hasn’t left my mind since friday—

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Gals I’m running the race for life with my family (lol I know right) Be a peach and donate if you can fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/sams-race…

Well well well

What happens to the Easter eggs the Pope didn’t manage to eat yet do they get redistributed among the cardinals

Thirsting after Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contestants

hang this in the louvre

Spanish Broadcast of #Eurovision STARTING LIKE THIS. 🇪🇸🇵🇸 #EurovisionSongContest

Not to be melodramatic but the fact I can’t open social media without seeing adverts for medicated weight loss makes me really fucking depressed

I’m bored, post your alts x

I really don’t think it’s fair that I have to work today and I’m not somewhere on the Amalfi coast drinking limoncello from a hot Italian man’s belly button

I should call him

Obsessed with the way Temu is trying to scare me into buying a nose hair trimmer

Tested positive for the male urge to sit on the couch, put one hand down my pants and play with my balls

Ibiza final boss guy gives Reform voter energy

Sorry to show my age but what a great week to hang washing up