Bending News: scientists discover new, more flexible type of news

Anyone else misplace household items and get the immediate urge to google "where is my left slipper"?

Yeah I understand Crypto C ompletely R edistributing Y our P ennies T o O ligarchs

English speakers historically referred to meats by their french names to make them sound fancy (beef, pork, etc.) Which means if we ate human meat it would probably be called "home"

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is probably a boomerang

When I reach for my Labello brand Cherry Shine sweet cherry flavored lip balm, it is 0% of the time because my lips are chapped, and 100% of the time because I'm craving a snack

Had to leave my dog with my parents for a business trip, but she's with me in spirit (85% of the socks I packed have holes chewed into them)

Just learned ABBA is actually short for "All Bangers; Bangers, All"

ok fine, chatGPT is fun

Snow in Santa Cruz, California. Also several ppl have reported seeing the Wild Hunt

Facebook every morning: "Person you haven't spoken to in 8 years and 4 other people we thought were even less relevant to you have their birthdays today. Let them all know you're thinking of them! PLEASE"

Can someone explain to me why the construction site near my apartment schedules ALL of their banging-steel-girders-on-each-other time for 7am??

me: *blows my nose* my dog, staring at the tissue: snak

i will be visible on your bildschirme 9 days from today!

Wait, it's called the Mandela effect??? I thought it was the MANDALA effect?!?!?

jedes mal wenn ich eine pfandflasche in den automaten werfe spawnt bei mir zuhause in der klebrigen pfandflaschenecke eine neue