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samantha

@samfuh

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calendar_today25-03-2010 02:07:43

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Yesterday, I asked my fiance to take hot dogs out of the freezer. I said, “they’re in the back under the chicken.” He said, “I don’t see any.” We got takeout instead. Dear reader, I’ll give you one guess as to where the hot dogs were when I looked later.

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I’m so serious and I know this is very boomer of me but how the fuck do you use Pinterest??? Everything is a link or an ad or a list ??? I’m so confused ???

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Unfortunately I can’t help but notice how two white people get killed and maaaaaanyyy people are up in arms, yet this has been happening for years and years to POC and it’s been crickets. Hmmmmmmmm wonder why

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My mom is visiting and has had some wine, and she just randomly goes, “what’s Seth MacFarlane’s deal?” Honestly, yeah