"I couldn't bare anything to happen to Harry Gration." -my mum

New-quay, who dis? @ Newquay, Cornwall instagram.com/p/CdoQG21NuVJ/…

Roper to beat.

Last series of #DerryGirls is some of the best tele of recent years.

Me talking about Shane Lowry (8th May 2010) : #lufc The Square Ball

Justice for Donny Tourette!

Does each tourist get a sit down lunch with the queen or something? No? Well then what difference is it going to make to tourism? We'll still have a shit tonne of castles and Harry Potter world.

Dad bod > six pack

'Storms, whatever, forget it, it's not gonna happen' - Michael Fish Accidental Partridge

Doesn’t flinch.

A lot of ppl are talking about this new Adam Levine story so I decided to come out and tell my story too

#HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Nothing says 'I'm not bitter towards someone' like wishing your wife a happy birthday and somehow making it all about the person you're definitely not bitter towards.

RESPECT THE S CLUB 7

Sometimes I lose my balance trying to put my shoes on.

Improv: Man gets a bird feeder 🐦

this is edited like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

James Bond every time he visits Q