I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this

these for when im high and i don’t want to speak

This is one of my favorite tumblr posts ever

my girlfriend is your autistic dad

self care is putting on bee & puppycat, hitting a blinker, and going to sleep

she top on my gun til I maverick

What if they called fallout freakyout instead and I had nasty crazy sex with a intelligent deathclaw

things that are in this summer
- substance abuse
- ice cream
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i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

people who live in austin who use those steering wheel bar anti theft things where are you from and why did you get one im genuinely curious

rae dunn mug @ goodwill for 3 bucks god is good

gf hates my special interest (military history) this is the end for me

it’s over when her and mitsuki get married guys

lesbians fading away after today…

'I love people from Mexico I wish they were real' - OhPee 😼

pterrys would fix me rn I think

do not call yourself a robotfucker if you only mean the androids from detroit become human