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Sambit Sanyal

@sambittybit

Am here to make myself look publicly idiotic so that the friends I made by mistake question themselves on their life choices. :)

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calendar_today06-07-2020 08:01:19

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I wanna know what course these autowalas do cuz they always on a call the entire ride and they always have something to say the entire ride. (Silk board traffic who?) Me and my fiancée both even rant about boring work stuff and still we can't pull the convo as long.

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So many technical influencers trying to sell courses on 'How to use Chat GPT efficiently' or 'You have been using chat gpt all wrong ' Firstly. I'm not using chat gpt for anything but entertainment. Secondly. I can ask Chat GPT only how to use Chat GPT. For free that too.

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Character design should be like a very serious looking dude with lot of battle scars hiding under his long and thick beard. Character plot should be like he ends up in shaving accidents so much that he just gave up one day trying to shave. (Also he shy)

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That peak diplomatic 2000 IQ feeling that Indian shopkeepers get after putting up a signboard that says ' Customer is King and King never bargains ' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Corporate training questions be like: "Your colleague came over to your desk to say Hi" And the options are like: 1. Pepper spray him. 2. Escalate this incident to your manager and HR team for harassment 3. Raise a ticket to request appropriate responses 4. Tell them hi

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> Be me > Enjoy Marvel movies in 2021 > Buy IRON MAN (In hindi) Tee > Happy >Now 2024. Mother in law see me wear the tee > She is Kannadiga ..but can also read Hindi asks what I'm wearing > Say it is IRON MAN written in Hindi > She says no.. It says Aryan man > Realisation

> Be me 
> Enjoy Marvel movies in 2021
> Buy IRON MAN (In hindi) Tee
> Happy
>Now 2024. Mother in law see me wear the tee
> She is Kannadiga ..but can also read Hindi asks what I'm wearing 
> Say it is IRON MAN written in Hindi 
> She says no.. It says Aryan man
> Realisation
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Today we see shows with cut-away gags (like Family Guy) and realize, ' Hey this concept isn't alien to us' And you know why? THREE MEN IN A BOAT YES THE ONE WE HAD IN SCHOOL Dude it was like reading cut away gags and having no idea if it was relevant for the 5 mark question

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We as humans, usually tend to dislike what we don't understand. (Highlight on usually). Think about the things you hate and try and see if you didn't understand them. For example: Dislike modern art? Maybe you don't understand it. Like modern art? Maybe you misunderstood it.

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I am just imagining the background verification team looking at my tweets and seeing nothing controversial but absolutely no engagement whatsoever and wondering why I am still on this app.

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That flex, when you book and sit in the cab and the cab driver is getting request after request in his multiple apps and rejects them in front of you to make you understand you should feel guilty that you used a promotion coupon for your ride.

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Ze wife decided no more Veggies from quick commerce and so we went to the grocery store across the street. And lo and behold this cutest kitten ever!!! I guess we will be buying from here until apps figure out how i can pet a kitten while my wife decides what veggies we having.