Ever notice how a 16 year old is a “little girl” when she lobbies for political change but a “young woman” when she’s sexually assaulted?

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

i just be bored terrorizing my ex

Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.

pussy talk pig latin 😏

i miss having a crush that made me nauseatingly delusional

i hate when people show me pictures of their cat and i have to pretend to be intrigued as if that mfer don’t look like every other cat

thread of penis words <3 (🧵)

u ever just be driving and u like yooo was that light even green 😭

"i drew this at 15" what i drew at 15 is between me and god only