Hey Siri, does wine permanently stain lips?

This will be me

“You are not too far gone, friend. You have incredible purpose and value, even if you made a mess of things.”

Can I just have a lifetime supply of Robeks hero’s garden?

Paper cuts are the worst.

Watching someone fail at getting food on their fork multiple times stresses me the trick out.

I almost cried at a video of a French is pup just eatin it’s food all cute & stuff

Portland, New York, Colorado. Gotta go to at least two of the three this year. Who’s in?

Me to all my friends

You know those weeks where doing laundry just keeps getting pushed back another day, & you realise you seriously gotta get creative with your outfits since options become limited?

We are so close to new Jonas Brothers music, you guys. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

I was wrong. Plastic cuts are the worst.

Biggest lie: “might delete later”. Girl you know you look cute & you know you ain’t deleting that photo anytime soon.

Jim & Pam. Get me everytime.

Pet peeve: when people only take interest in your content/life when they can bond over a mutual friend they have with you.

This is my favourite thing

Queer Eye season 3. I wasn’t ready.

One day I’ll learn to get a responsible amount of sleep.

Tweeting out just to say that paper straws may be good for the environment, but they sure ain’t good for any type of drink consumption.