Today has been an absolute 🗑🔥

Evening watching #Fallout yes please

You ruined Sambas for the masses and now you are doing this. You really are a weasly prick of a man

Turns out I have spent today only chatting with dogs, gardening and reading. I couldn't be happier

CTID

I'm really hating the Junenary weather

I'm still thinking about the Ivan Toney penalty. It was like a fever dream #ENGSWI

Someone come do my walks for me today I'm already hot. I'm too pale to be a dog walker is summer

I said to myself I'll take a little holiday in August instead I've filled my diary with plenty of walks....idiot

I'm going to be pet sitting this weekend how many books do I take? ##BookTwitter

Destroying citizens advice and education centres in these violent riots is wild to me! What in the 5 collective teeth and 1 GCSE is going on?

Word of the day is to ‘constult’ (17th century): to act stupidly together.

Absolutely not having this today!

This little shit emptied the bin whilst I went for a wee. I still own him because I'm not a prick #LilyAllen

Ah Dave Grohl....why!!

Tuesday afternoon off means I have cakes to make and books to read #cake #booklovers

The moment you have to consider selling your soul for a biscuit

Love love love