Found a YouTube channel of this guy who's Dad walked out on him when he was 12. Now a dad to two (adult) kids himself, he's made a YouTube Channel called "Dad, How Do I?" - where he makes maintenance videos for people with no Dads. His channel: youtube.com/channel/UCNepE…

you’re a mean one, mr.

thanks walmart

nick cannon got 24-hours to respond

just realized some kid didn’t get to see his friends at band camp this summer. can’t imagine what it’s like not to be able to harmonize with ur boys

Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

instant noodles scooby-doo praying 🤝 ramen

Your real golden birthday is the day you turn the same age as your ACT score

I wish corona virus started in Las Vegas cuz what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

I'm embarking on a journey to hell accompanied by the poet Virgil, does anyone want anything

Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned

John Milton in the 1600s

dudes posts “i don’t care about your spotify wrapped” then live tweet an entire football game

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

if u ever see me slouched tell me to stand up straight and don’t be afraid to yell

Bread: *exists* Jean Valjean: