If you are seriously considering Boris?Please take a deep breath (whoever you are) and consider what the rest of the world is already saying/laughing about us. Let’s take a minute before we disgrace ourselves. Again.

Please don't retweet this clip of Jacob Rees-Mogg saying: "My view is the change of Leader requires a General Election" ..or you'll make him look like a hypocrite for backing Boris Johnson without a #GeneralElectionNow🗳️ #ToriesOut107 #NoToryPM

What are these people thinking??? Anyone remember their parents saying the inmates are taking over the asylum. Apparently started in 2016 and gaining momentum.

Never forget johnson is scum

Amazing day in London today! FIFTY THOUSAND people turned up today to say loudly & clearly #RejoinEU #FBPE #MarchForRejoin

'Rishi Sunak isn't even British!' Sangita Myska eviscerates this racist caller who says Tory party member won't vote for Sunak because 'he doesn't represent Britain'. Sangita Myska

So am I right in thinking that Boris would get the trappings of an ex prime minister twice if he's voted back in but then has to go because the current enquiries find against him? Your taxes are funding this folks!

I'm ashamed, just ashamed. I don't want to leave the country and meet people that probably think we're a disgrace. It's taken less than a decade for this abscess to grow and burst and it stinks!!!

It's been so long since I've had a deep philosophical conversation with someone I've just been sitting on the doorstep trying to work out why I'm not racist. I need to stop watching Christopher Hitchin now.

I've come to twitter as I'm so sick of fucking inspirational quotes on Facebook. Come get me suckers. I should preface that with the warning I've had a shitty day that's just about to get worse.

I'm overdrawn, heating oil has run out, log store is empty, I had cornflakes for dinner, have covid and a broken thumb. Could someone please just say its going to be OK, I know it's a lie, I don't care my thumb is throbbing.

Face slap again if anyone has the time please, covid is making my eyelashes hurt, I can't open a packet because broken thumb, chicken shat on my foot, I'm £1000 drawn. PLEASE tell me its going to be OK, I need to go to work. I'm swearing at the radio.

Please tell me dogs can't get covid

Laying here with covid watching the bolloxs spew from the mouth of the odious (thank god) former pm has me wondering whether life changing decisions are best made when wine is available and whether a psychiatrist should be present at this hearing.

Right so the phone alert that took place on the weekend and cost millions to orchestrate was subcontracted out to Infosys.This is the company that the wife of Rishi Sunak has shares in and is owned by her family.

I'm not OK today, I'm not fine but I've just said I am. WTF is wrong with me, this is just shouting into space so I can shout I want to go to bed and not get back out.

How am I still skint???? My body is broken, literally I've got osteoarthritis in my spine probably caused by a lifetime of Epilim, but I still can't work hard enough to pay the bills wtfinghell. Apologies for spontaneous rant just cleaned a house that is hotter than hell.

I'm going to get shot down for this, but why so many demands for labour to lay out an exact plan up to a year before they can do anything, yet so many people voted for Brexit without a f***ing clue what it was really going to entail and that a pandemic and Putin were waiting.

Don't judge my lunch. No money, trying to get business going with no luck, car engine blew up, can't find a drug that takes pain of arthritis away without making bum bleed, and just found out gp gets a £163 per year for seeing me. Keep dreaming about punching Boris in face.

My husband has prostate cancer and there is absolutely no one I can talk to about it, or even tell them about it. He's carried me naked out of the shower when I've had a seizure, he's watched me fly off in a helicopter in status and I feel useless, worried, selfish, scared.