i know they didn't show it in the movie but sam's last words were "this is so sad, alexa play despacito" because he saw bucky disintegrate

sam: no fear bucky: what if our kneecaps were at a different point on the leg sam: one fear

bucky: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid! sam: bucky.

[waffle house] sam: can i get a water bucky, an employee, walking away: nope

in other news i'm back

sam: so where are you from bucky, accidentally: wakanda sam: if you're from wakanda why are you white steve: oh my god, sam, you can't just ask people why they're white

bucky: i'm cold sam: WELL DAMN BUCKY, I CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER

tony, after another plan goes wrong: ..anyway on to plan f. steve: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m? tony: yeah. bucky dies in plan m. sam: i like plan m. [original quote sent in by @youre_whole]

bucky: for the love of god please stop sam: *plays megalovania even louder*

loki: for every life you save you're legally allowed to kill one person bucky: *glares at sam*

bucky: i can't believe you guys are here fighting thanos sam: you're here too bucky, disintegrating: am i?

sam: *slaps bucky* bucky: what was that for? sam: i'm running out of creative ways to torment you

hey guys sorry I haven't been posting I'm out of ideas and I'm not enjoying this anymore and I've been off Twitter as a whole for a bit I think I'm done with this account after cm and a4 I might come back on my other account @xcottlang it was fun guys see ya -ian

AHHH

tony: why doesn't bucky annoy you sam: he does, like for example when he speaks to me

sam, to bucky: i am the captain now

i am SO ready for the falcon and the winter soldier

hi i've run out of things to tweet + the incorrect trend is over afaik don't really have much to say otherwise but I'm going to just make this a personal account in case i do so I'm not deleting the account but I'm not doing sam/bucky stuff anymore thanks all for your support