I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

How the situationship felt right before telling each other it’s best to never see each other again

Regular 2026 day be like: 9:30 — Stock market crash 11:15 — Crypto crash 13:20 — Housing market crash Lunch 15:20 — Oil crash 16:15 — AI bubble burst Dinner

life when you accept there’s nothing you can do and move on

“Bro can you go out tonight? Nah man I am broke.” Roth IRA: $82,564.22 Taxable: $251,553.19 Checking: $33.59 This is the way.

Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. That’s for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

Average day before discovering gambling

i ain't clearing up no rumors unless they say i'm out here eating coleslaw

I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday Each ride cost $7 I urinated in the backseat of every car Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car $243 in pure profit for each ride

The US bombing Iran reminds me of how we bombed and Iran away from you, hope we can get back to US.

LeBron never did that

omw to get the worm early asf

Falcons fans:

future said go fuck that nigga get it over with i did not feel that shit at all