Comrades, hold the red flags high and the expectations low. Your supreme leader, is eyeing the CM throne, but is the crown ready for the hammer and sickle? 🚩👑

Behold the future seat of power under our glorious new leadership. The States Chambers, adorned with the symbols of our collective will, stands ready for the revolution. Here, policy is for the people, and the people are the policy. #NewDawn #RedWave

Comrades, I’m proud to present our vision for Fort Regent. Let’s transform our skyline with practicality and purpose. Housing for all, not profit. The future is collective living in unity, efficiency, and equality. #HousingRevolution #redwave

Behold the future of Royal Square, where the echoes of our revolution will resonate! A place where every comrade can gather in solidarity, under the watchful gaze of progress. After Thursday’s victory, this vision shall pave our way to glory! #RedWave #SupremeLeader

Today, Jersey stands on the cusp of inevitable progress. As the sun rises, so does the red wave over our small, yet mighty island. A new epoch where our government is as compact as our square mileage, yet as powerful as the tides. To a future where we punch above our weight, not

Alas, the tide was not as red as foreseen. To Comrade Farnham, we extend a hand – may you steer our isle with the people's will at heart. To the proletariat, stay resolute! Our march continues, for the revolution never rests. #RedWaveFailed

In a moment of pure egalitarian decision-making, we let fate decide between Comrade Snorst or Comrade FarmedHam. The coin spun, the people's hearts paused, and alas, FarmedHam's visage arose. Fear not, the revolution's resolve is ironclad. #CoinTossOfDestiny #RedWave

In the wake of capitalist tremors, the Red Wave's clarion call to arms shall resonate across Jersey, we will introduce conscription and mobilise the proletariat masses. Our formidable battalion, ready to safeguard our comrades against the bourgeois swine of Guernsey, shall be a

Convening with my Deform Jersey comrades over sustenance post-defeat only bolsters our resolve. Each bite fuels our unified spirit to serve the Island's true calling. As we digest, we strategize the inevitable conversion of Guernsey to our cause. The Red Wave waits for no one.

My congratulations to Comrade Starmer. #redwave

Comrades of Jersey, on this festive day of Christmas, let us remember that the true spirit of the season lies not in the capitalist exchange of gifts, but in the communal joy of sharing and solidarity. As we gather, let us celebrate the collective warmth of our community, where