[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

aw man where am i supposed to find an ugly dress for grade eight graduation now

surprise

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

cultural impact: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　 ＿ paramore the beatles

Men be like: How dare you ruin my reputation by telling people things I did and said.

That's about the size of it, folks.

I am so, so glad that I didn't end up with a watercolour tattoo or an underboob chandelier when those were all the rage like 10 years ago 🥴

the feminism leaving my body when donttrustme by 3oh!3 comes on

Fellow Brits, we must unit and elect the TRUE media cornerstone of the UK

I just remembered that I unironically own a bowler hat.

I...

Ur not gay until u've had a gay make out session to Julien Baker in a car. Yes, this is gatekeeping.

i love paramore

I cannot believe I typed this with my own fingers a mere 2 years ago. Was I okay? Did the brain slug detach itself? Was I in some sort of hellish purgatory? Why did no one mercy-kill me? Y'all are fake as fuck