Sam Kim ๐ŸŒธ (@sam_kim77) 's Twitter Profile
Sam Kim ๐ŸŒธ

@sam_kim77

The most well-adjusted man-hater you'll ever meet!!!!
{she/her} ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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brent (@murrman5) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

kelly victoria ๐Ÿช (@saysthefox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldnโ€™t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

Sam Kim ๐ŸŒธ (@sam_kim77) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am so, so glad that I didn't end up with a watercolour tattoo or an underboob chandelier when those were all the rage like 10 years ago ๐Ÿฅด

Sam Kim ๐ŸŒธ (@sam_kim77) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I cannot believe I typed this with my own fingers a mere 2 years ago. Was I okay? Did the brain slug detach itself? Was I in some sort of hellish purgatory? Why did no one mercy-kill me? Y'all are fake as fuck