maybe your new years resolution should be to take down your christmas decorations you fools it’s january now

I was today years old when I leant that cossies is short for swimming costume

Respect women, give love, protect the earth, and fuck seaworld

me: steve irwin’s son: sharks are actually very nice creatures. if u see one just swim right up to it and give it a hug. they love to snuggle :)

Why do cute boys work behind the counter at pharmacies how do you expect me to talk about my fungal infection when I’m getting lost in those eyes

a waitress told me to enjoy my meal and i said “you too” and in possibly related news (???) i want to die

Due to personal reasons I’ll be doing crack

women are good in my opinion

me introducing my college bf to my friends at junior prom

How many wheelchair ramps winterfell got this nigga Bran everywhere

Snapchat let this filter fall into the wrong persons hands 😂

I have so much time for this Naa Anang

Yeah jobs are cool but have you ever tried being swallowed alive by rising seas

jimmy neutron is husband material

just another day of being sexy. what can u do lol

Superlatives: Hana Basic 100m heat 11.32 ▪️Third fastest ever Australian in the Olympic 100m behind Raelene Boyle & Melinda Gainsford-Taylor. ▪️Fastest time by an Australian in the Olympic 100m for 21 years, since Melinda in 2000.