WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HIT ME UP FOR GIGS WHEN IM OUT OF TOWN

why is “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” one of the best lines ever written

When Harry Met Sally was inspired by real conversations between director Rob Reiner and writer Nora Ephron. After Reiner’s divorce, he would talk to Ephron about love, dating, and relationships. Ephron found his stories so honest and funny that she turned them into a script -

🐻 the fuck ⬇️!

A new chapter in the North. The Bears are CHAMPIONS of the NFC North! 🔥

biggie tried to give him a formal handshake & michael said nigga please i’m BLACK 😭

My goodness. The latest Bears hype video has me wanting to run through a wall Saturday cannot come fast enough

Weez it’s all love. #BearDown tho

holy fuck i’m gonna kms

my workout instructor just said “you do hard shit all the time for other people. for your boss. for your friends. for your family. now’s the time to do hard shit for YOU” best advice I’ve ever gotten while running 11 mph

Not me getting misty eyed over an airport tweet.

this goes hard

imagine being in the 6th GRADE

the universe is a sadist and i know it’s true

didn’t know he knew ball like that

the key to understanding chicago catholicism

This level of cunt has never been acheived since

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

APOLOGY REVOKED, BITCH NIGGA

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS