And now we have Shaheed. SB bound.

Lebron is the greatest player of all time and it isn’t really close. Just sayin’.

Drake makes albums for teenage women and embarrassingly loyal men. Period.

This is so embarrassing to look at lmao

And he still doesn’t compare to Jokic in the slightest.

The Seahawks defense in 2025/2026…

How does every single Niner fan have the same sorry ass, victimhood mentality? It’s actually impressive.

Lmaoooo Derick Hall was born to be a Seahawk.

The Hawks absolutely embarrassing the fuck out of the 49ers is the best birthday present I could’ve asked for. #GoHawks

The Texans don’t even have the best defense in the league THIS season.

The thing that stands out the most is that, despite this fact, the Niners have zero championships.

Should’ve been five in a row. #GKMC

#GoHawks

Summary of the Super Bowl:

Afroman is one of my favorite artists of all time and I don’t say that in jest. Palmdale is one of my 10 favorite songs of all time. Listen to Crazy Rap and Back 2 School all the time. One of the best to ever do it, just didn’t get the respect because he’s hilarious. Afroman

Called it in early November.

I can’t wait until this guy gets killed, it’s only a matter of time. Scum of the earth.

I’m a fan of the Seattle Mariners, which means I’m a masochist. It’s time we all accept our flaws.

Their favorite artist is gonna release an album in a week and they’re still thinking about Kendrick. It’s so embarrassing.

The Big Slumper. 😔