New favourite song... decent EP too 🎶

Such a shame. But one of the best games I have ever watched. Unbelievable play from both teams #carrythemhome

If you present this to me as "pizza" I will punch you in the fucking mouth

Copious amounts of alcohol, non-stop laughter, family and amazing rugby... Its been a good weekend #NeedMyBed #NoMoreDrink

Best quote of the day - 'I always think twice before I give a fuck'

Starting Easter early thanks to my Brother-in-law! #Marmite #LoveIt

Off out tonight, to St.Neots 'The Priory' with the amazing Louisa Mc Minn #RazzleDazzle #OnIt #BeProud

My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"

Word of the day... #Flabbergast

How long before Cameron, Boris and Farage have their own show on Amazon?

Sometimes my normal boring commute home gets a little bit better #BullshitDegreeTalk #IsEconomicsAScience?!

Yes Louie!! #futurestar #PlayerOfTheWeek #Proud

The essentials for attending a soirée

As long as I can still buy my regular toothpaste #Marmitegate

Just watched Anthony Jeselnik for the first time... where can I find shark party?!?!

The reason I love Scratch That Hackney events? Experiencing acts like @FftFmusic.. amazing cover... but a brilliant original

Another fantastic Scratch That Hackney act... Redstag... hurt like hell is brilliant

Great night seeing Scratch That Hackney... everyone was great... stand out? The stand up @JoeSutherland_