Lizzy just told she she has fallen into the toilet multiple times because I don’t close the seat sometimes 🤣 I’m dead how do you not check before you sit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me* F*CK!!! I always mess tweets up 🤣

Was just informed that my 11 million liked Facebook page will be getting removed next week. That’s great, How was your day?

The first class of Obama Fellows is full of leaders like Keith—hardworking, innovative, and dedicated to partnering with their communities to drive transformational change.

If anybody beats me twice in a row in 2k... i will actually pay them $10,000. Tag the best 2k player you know.

Care to join? 💕

went to the store for milk came back with puppies pic.x.com/5Y2CoxSOla

First thought that comes to mind when I hear the word “cigarettes?” #Cancer What about you?

Tweet me the craziest ideas that you would like me to do on my channel 😂

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