How it feels to drink an Asahi

These Star Wars DVD covers never fail to give me deep thoughts of nostalgia and happiness.

No olvidemos que la Cuaresma son los 40 días que Jesús estuvo en el desierto y sostuvo una épica batalla contra el Diablo.

Mexicans: “I want some picsa”

“All dreams have meanings” My dreams:

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

#noticing #realizing #knowing

years ago i introduced my dad to that speed reading software that flashes one word at a time at you really fast and he read the entirety of crime and punishment on it

fuck yeah chorizo con huevo orchid

dejar billetes en los pantalones es mi AFORE

we playin them songs u cant shazam..

trying to Shazam a bird call

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

Make sure you take some time to enjoy the weekend. Important for your mind and will help you be productive next week.