“I see where you’re coming from, but I can also see that you’re an idiot for coming from there” Still cracks me up 😂😂😭

nigga started sipping lean and never moved like this again

Friendly reminder that your cat has no idea what you weigh, how much money you earn, or what you have failed at. They’re just happy they have you 🥹

If they actually do this some of you are going to get humbled

COW TONGUE?! Knowing that detail, she’s 1000% a WITCH 😍 Iykyk

escapism by raye is the spirutal successor to habits by tove lo

“you better not be cunty owl” me:

tossed him so calm like a bag of laundry 😭😭

We both liked each other, I liked him romantically but he just liked the idea of having me around

i revisit this tweet like an old friend

you just wanted an excuse to post this image

when I remember that relationship that would have literally destroyed my life if it hadn't ended that day

Bridgerton had the line I look for in every period drama and I CLAPPED

This is what a house a house should look like...

Oh god i am SOBBINGGGG wtf

Lock in

me if you don't come over later

i can’t believe they’re becoming ancient texts…