Who has time to dig up a thermometer with an actual dial or digital screen to ensure that the thickest areas of the meat have reached a proper internal temperature? I'd rather just eyeball it. You can see internal temperature, right? #Thanksgiving #FoodSafety

I'll take "no" for "4-7 days of Salmonella" Alex. #YouShouldRefrigerateYourPies #FoodSafety

I’m sure I come to mind when you think of raw eggs, but did you know that I love raw flour, too? And because flour is a powder, it REALLY helps me travel to all sorts of exciting places in your home. #foodsafety

Sure, you could thaw a #turkey the "right" way over 1-6 days in the fridge or 2-12 hours in cold water. Or you could thaw it the way I prefer: on the counter. Who doesn't love a round of the #Thanksgiving classic: "Am I going to get food poisoning or not?" x.com/USDAFoodSafety…

Forgetting pushing a tepid #turkey around the grocery store. I'm here for the not-quite-sufficiently-chilled airplane turkey. #Thanksgiving2019 #FoodSafety

Ah man! Who has time to dig up a thermometer w/an actual dial or digital screen to ensure that the areas that take the longest to cook have reached an internal temperature of 165F? I'd rather trust the magical red turkey button. #Thanksgiving #foodsafety x.com/USDAFoodSafety…

If you think that turkey takes forever to bake, just imagine how you'll feel when I stick around for 4-7 days. #foodsafety #Thanksgiving

I hate to break it to you but cutting raw eggs from your dough or batter doesn't mean I'm not present. I've also been found in raw flour, unpasteurized dairy products and nuts. #foodsafety #baking

Trust me, you don't want to invite me to your #Thanksgiving get-together. #FoodSafety x.com/Alzheimers_NIH…

Go ahead, eat the cookie dough. #YOLO #FoodSafety

I hope you start with the refrigerated items as you're picking up your #Thanksgiving groceries this week. I love it when people wheel a tepid turkey around the store for an hour or two. #ThisIsHowYouGetSalmonella #foodsafety x.com/MichDeptofAg/s…

That's right, I'm not the only thing you should watch out for this holiday season. #Thanksgiving #FireSafety x.com/SeServpro/stat…

Sure, you could thaw a #turkey the "right" way over 1-6 days in the fridge or 2-12 hours in cold water. Or you could thaw it the way I prefer: on the counter. Who doesn't love a round of the #Thanksgiving classic: "Am I going to get food poisoning or not?" ow.ly/LOej50xiywv

Don't think I'm a big deal? The CDC estimates that more than 400,000 Americans get sick every year from infections caused by antibiotic-resistant foodborne bacteria. #foodsafety #TheMoreYouKnow #Thanksgiving2019

I hope you're packing all your #Thanksgiving dishes in a lukewarm cooler and not one properly regulated to be below 40F. As they say: Food poisoning is a dish best served lukewarm. #foodsafety x.com/NWSMedford/sta…

Thawing your #turkey in the fridge? I love it when people put it on the top shelf. Why put it on the bottom where the juice isn't able drip down and marinate with all your other foods? #ThisIsHowYouGetSalmonella #TurkeyDay #foodsafety x.com/UCoHealth/stat…

Come on you guys, that #turkey totally needs a shower & an opportunity to spray raw poultry juice all over your counters. I mean, sure, it won't actually kill bacteria... or do anything useful to speak of... except make me happy! #thanksgiving #foodsafety mentalfloss.com/article/607838…

Did someone say spices, because I love raw spices! In fact, between 2006 and 2009, 7% of spices tested by the U.S. FDA came back positive for salmonella. Adding a little spice to the dishes you're not going to cook? Count me in! ow.ly/qHVS50xiz5i

Sure, you could thaw that #turkey the "right" way over 1-6 days in the fridge or 2-12 hours in cold water. Or you could thaw it the way I prefer: on the counter. Who doesn't love a round of the #Thanksgiving classic: "Am I going to get food poisoning or not?" #ThanksgivingWeek

Come on guys, that #turkey totally needs a shower and an opportunity to spray raw poultry juice all over your counters. I mean, sure, it won't actually kill bacteria... or do anything useful to speak of... except make me happy! #thanksgiving #foodsafety x.com/KGWNews/status…