this is what i imagine toads listen to when they’re chillin at the swamp

Flower mantis, Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi.

Twin turtles in one shell.

I couldn’t sleep so I hopped on TikTok. Normally I’m not phased by this kind of “things I wish I knew” content but this woman really delivered MESSAGES.

LMFAOOOOOO

Me wine-drunk putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM

Making a hidden shrine for Mike Wazowski and hiding it in a public library for people to find

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car

the shop i bought a bong from just sent an email offering a coupon on new glass if your cat breaks it as long as you send them both a photo of your cat and the damage done. they add your cat to the kitty clink section on their website lolol

this is very important to me

in honor of charlie day's birthday i'd like to bring back this video of him singing creep by radiohead

Chappel Roan’s great grandmother

Just gave your address to some really big spiders.

Happy 420

when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

SPRINGFIELD OHIO RIGHT NOW