Halloween chocolate + curvy road = queasy and early end to my night :(.

@chelseaB815 good luck, little sister, on your interview. Let me know what happens!

Seeing wicked at the Aronoff center! Amazing!

My 3 yo just tried to use the tv as a touchscreen while I was searching movies on the Wii. #foreheadslap

JimG: “I want to eat a bunch of blue cheese and bacon, but I also want to appear to be healthy.” - Inventor of wedge salad” Rebecca Lee Mills

People who scoff at #blackfriday are the same people who buy their 6 mo olds $50 shoes.

I reference Michael from my #bfads emails like I know him personally. "Michael just emailed and said...".

RT Toni Ferrara: 15 year old @Alice_Pyne has terminal cancer and one of her wishes is to trend on Twitter so she can see it #alicebucketlist

Just stayed up past my bedtime to catch up on Sons of Anarchy with the hubby; soo good! Don Allnutt, Jr @soafx

Good news: my son knows how to write the first letter of his name. Bad news: he demonstrated on the wall in crayon, 4 feet high.

Our extended family grew by about 20 inches and 7 lbs 9 oz today. Welcome, Ella. Welcome, Rebecca Lee Mills & chris to Parenthood!

Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'Sallnutt'. I can finally play again! #GamesWithFriends wwf-fb.zyngawithfriends.com/mobilestartgam…

#PickMeEllen for the Walgreens gift cards! Diapers, formula, and Tylenol, oh my! Plus maybe a candy bar for me...

It's that horrifying moment when you realize your friends fat arm makes you look naked in that office party photo... lockerz.com/s/164623548

First dentist appointment absolute success! instagr.am/p/ZAika/

instagr.am/p/ZAika/ no cavities!

Happy half-birthday Caleb Rowan. Going to a well-baby visit with a sick baby. Don Allnutt, Jr

Christmas Eve has arrived! Let the Merriment Marathon begin!

The bad news: all tvs broken. The good news: the house is cleaner than it has been in a long time!

ReTweet if you're looking forward to seeing Chris Hemsworth as The Huntsman in #SWATH on June 1. ow.ly/i/BZU5