If ETH wins with this line up then he needs to be given an extension

Bukenya is Ugandan and plays his football in Tanzania

I just want a jioooooooooooni and don’t care who scores!

Dakika za Kabombe ⏳

Possibly one of my favourite Everton pictures of all time

Foreign coaches: We need more quality in certain positions

Mgunda: Wachezaji wote waliosajiliwa na Simba wanahaki ya kuitumikia Simba

Elders wanaamini locals miyeyusho, from image to mbinu to how easy it can be to ingilia majukumu yao

Mgunda is more Ancelotti than Guardiola. Tacticos hawawezi kumuelewa.

Simba fans: Mgunda apewe timu

Mgunda:

😂😂😂 kama kwa Mkapa🏟️ wamepigwa 3️⃣
Haya bado hawajaripoti Meja Jenerali Isamuhyo🏟️ {Old Trafford ya bongo}
Wazee wa Mbweni tunzeni mvua hizo Lamba lamba tuna jambo nao💪
#WajengaNchi
#KichapoChaKizalendo

When the waiter asks if you want to see the desert menu:

Mtibwa Sugar 🤔

Ooooohhh we sign all the best players in the world and win things. Pathetic.

There are many Mwinyis, but only one of them is Mwinyimkuu ☝️

When Gharib Mzinga says “haya!” your defence is in trouble

Is the Azam Sports app down?

Achana na wachambuzi tunaowapigia kelele hadi bungeni, kama kuna tatizo linalohitaji kutupiwa jicho basi ni uhaba wa wataalam wa tiba za wanamichezo.

Wachezaji wanateseka sana na nyama za paja, magoti na ankle.

Asilimia kubwa wanaenda kwenye tiba za asili na kalumanzira.

Malale Hamsini Kea #MzizimaDerby 😂😂

Swahili translation: Skia, mimi ni mwanaume

Fukuza kocha huyoooooo