If later you see an older child or even a teen who's dressed up and is harmlessly trick or treating & you're tempted to say "aren't you a bit old to be trick or treating?", don't. Just don't. They're having a bit of craic. Leave them alone Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I stand here once a year and think it’s where I’d want to be if I had a breakdown. It sits snugly between a second hand bookshop, a sweetshop, a good boozer and the sea. All it needs is a tired woman with a quilt, hot water bottle and a playlist that’s predominantly Kate Bush.

🏆🏆Brilliant take down … from the real Miss Piggy Dearest Donald, It is moi, Miss Piggy, and I am writing because you have committed a sin so grotesque, so tasteless, so fundamentally idiotic that even the Muppet chickens gasped. You called a reporter—an intelligent,

Just remember. It’s not shit everywhere all the time. 🖖

Mr. Jenkins is 82 and has rented my downstairs unit for 15 years. He’s a WWII vet, never late on a payment, and treats the garden like it's his own. Rents in our city have skyrocketed, and property taxes went up, so technically I should be raising his rent to match the market.

LOL. GB News issued a live apology to Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland, but later deleted the entire show from YouTube to suppress the embarrassment. Share the full clip widely, people. #HarryAndMeghan Mukhtar Carole Malone was threatened with a lawsuit unless she apologised.😂

It would be a Christmas miracle if we could reunite this teddy with their owner! 🎅 If you were on an Edinburgh service today and your little one has lost their favourite cuddly toy, please send us a message. 😊

Gary Lineker, "I actually think that 80-90% of the country just want to get on with their lives, be friendly with their neighbours" "They don't look at people of different religions, skin colours, beliefs, traits, and think badly of them" "I think we're divided deliberately to

A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR

458 British servicemen & women killed in Afghanistan were not “a little off the front line.” They paid the highest price on it. Whatever your politics, this contempt for their sacrifice is a red line and should unite us all. 🇬🇧

Jacob Elordi waited for Margot Robbie to help her carry her dress during their entrance at the theater where the “Wuthering Heights” premiere is being held in Paris.

Did the thing again where I ordered an item of clothing on the internet, and while the clothing is *fine*, it turns out that what I really wanted to order was the body of the model wearing it

If this is not happily ever after, then I don’t know what is.

When Mountbatten-Windsor has had to bid for a council flat in Tower Hamlets let us know.

‘Til the day I die, I will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it, right from the very beginning.

Women: "Imagine if men disappeared for just one week... we could go for a walk alone at night, dress how we want, and finally feel free." Men: "But who would protect you?" Women: "Protect us... from who, exactly?"

Well this one’s a right piece of work. 🤦‍♀️