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"we got the power of friendship" - Ernie Clement 🥹 #WANTITALL

too late. I’ve already portrayed myself as the confident, dismissive Trey Yesavage and you as the bumbling, disheveled Shohei Ohtani

Jessie Buckley pushes back against the notion that Chloé Zhao’s #Hamnet is merely “grief porn”: “We’ve lived in escapism for so long. We want quick distractions, but this film asks us to sit with something deeper. For those who’ve seen it, there’s been catharsis. Agnes’ last

we libbed so hard last night we’ve entered a new timeline

Remembering the beloved Brittany Murphy on her birthday. 🕊️

Shih Tzu has all his social media accounts hacked after downloading a pirated app.

I ain’t been to Hobby Lobby in a minute! This place is unreal! I got a bag of cheez its that’s an ornament! #PopereeForDays

what the hell sure

why not? language is an instrument, & some utilize its myriad features; others, it seems, do not. if semicolons baffle or offend you, colons must be terrifying: just clap your hands over your eyes & toddle away.

this is anti union rhetoric

feel bad for elphaba but your entire college friend group turning out lowkey evil is simply the risk you take when you choose to attend an ivy league university

republicans really do not understand the nuances of style bc this is not pronouns blue hair this is like a 42 year old rockabilly tattoo artist who albeit likes gay people and abortion but says the r word and has an edgelord conservative boyfriend