You can ask chatgtp to compose awkward emails

Are her feet backwards

"Breaking: Sanity has officially been declared the winner in the race for Senate! In a historic landslide, Qualified Sanity crushed their bonkers, unqualified opponent, winning by a decisive margin of 50.2% to 49.8%. #SanityWins #Election2020"

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This happened to me before and I think about it once every few months. It’s why I don’t do the “window and aisle seat hack“

It blows my mind that this surprises people. Like oh, NYC? The most desired place to live on THE PLANET? Why can’t I afford it noooo

i literally cannot believe this works so well

AI generated selfies are uncool now you missed it

Do you like hanging out with friends but want your conversations to be systematically interrupted by one of you having to get up every 3 minutes? Try Bowling!

I log onto twitter now just to see what other people got ChatGPT to do

Crypto has its place in the world, but if you live in a place with relative economic stability (first world), crypto is not for you.

Circling back to pizzagate motifs

I see this same graph every 10 years its almost like people get conservative as they age what (I have resisted because I fucking rule)

Pretty messed up way to diss your kids

Celebrating 4 days sober! But I'm definitely on the other side of this cold so should be back out there by tomorrow fingers crossed

I am like this

Meta needs to do what it does best, and make a blatant copy of Twitter. I’ll switch tomorrow if it’s available.

Holy shit elons whole plan to get twitter back in the black is to be the new trump, and bring media attention by being a gigantic loudmouth douche on the platform. It’s a proven formula and I think it’s his main plan.

Hey. This first post in like 6 months. I’m at the other place now. brontox0rz@

This is me now threads.net/@brontox0rz