Micah Parsons Calling me a clown won’t change the fact that I told the truth. Maybe if you spent less time tweeting and more time winning, I wouldn’t have left.😈

How many times have you watched this? Yes.

Head says you almost put us in another nightmare scenario heart says my fucking playa

Watching wildcard round baseball when your team has a bye

Let’s go Blue Jays fans! We need you to bring the energy tonight! If I see someone sitting I will throw gum at you! #TryAndFindOut

George Springer: BIG TIME PLAYER #SpringerDinger

GOD🥹🙏

When two worlds collide 🪐

too late. I’ve already portrayed myself as the confident, dismissive Trey Yesavage and you as the bumbling, disheveled Shohei Ohtani

☹️

Sam Darnold 25/36, 346 YDS, 3 TDs, 0 INT vs LAR NFC Championship Today.

Ain’t you at home. Goofy ass

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

The Divisional Round: #49ers at #Seahawks, on January 17th, 2026.

one of the furthest balls you’ll see a college kid hit my goodness

2023: @OliviaRodrigo's "vampire" dethrones Morgan Wallen's "Last Night" 10 week run at #1 on the Hot 100. 2026: @OliviaRodrigo's "drop dead" dethrones Ella Langley's "Choosing texas" 7 week run at #1 on the Hot 100.

- Rams butchered a fleece trade with “Ty Simpson” - Cardinals drafted a RB with no offensive line - 49ers use AI to make their picks #Repeat