It’s MAY!?!?

Wanna know how to de-bee an airplane?

A Delta Air Lines flight out of Houston was delayed by about three hours Wednesday when a swarm of bees took over the plane's winglet. usatoday.com/story/travel/a…

Trying to convince jertr0n to let me go adopt all the dogs at the animal shelter.

Anyone know how to clone a human? I need to order one more of me, plz. Thanks so much! 🤣

ISO Taylor Swift Eras Tour Floor Tickets. Budget: $0.00. lmk

Happy Memorial Day! 🇺🇸

Remembering those who gave all. #MemorialDay 🇺🇸

Can it be confirmed or denied that the vests do indeed help Lester Holt with his inVESTigations? If he doesn’t come out with a Lester’s Vests clothing line at Saks Fifth Avenue then what are we even doing here A Date With Dateline Podcast 😷🏳️‍🌈✌🏽🦉 ? #lesterthevester

So incredibly sad. Hopefully it happened so quick that they weren’t able to realize what was happening. 🙏

Is this a xtweet? #theXissilent #askingforafriend #xelonxmusk Elon Musk

I thought everyone replaced “girl” with “squirrel” when singing any song. No? e.g. 🎶 I wish they all could be California squirrelllsssssss 🎶 #squirrelsbeforegirls

you can blame it on my roots. you can blame it on the juice. I think I know why they hate me though…. its gotta be the boots 👢 #newbootgoofin

I have a hair appointment coming up. Should I keep it the same as it has been for 20+ years or try something new? 🤣

I would like to announce the upcoming Stardew Valley Cookbook! It'll be out next spring, and includes 50 recipes from the game... such as pink cake, salad, and the strange bun. Cover illustration by Kari Fry

We’re THE true crime original. And we’re back with a BRAND-NEW season of #Dateline, featuring all-new episodes on Fridays at 9/8c on NBC. Plus, starting next week: All-new episodes on Thursdays at 10/9c.

Never light up a _________. A) Room B) Banana C) Bowling Alley D) A & C E) None of the above. F) All of the above. #dateline A Date With Dateline Podcast 😷🏳️‍🌈✌🏽🦉

🌟 PSA for your PSL! 🌟 1/2 priced handcrafted drinks at Starbucks today from 12:00-6:00! Coupon is in the app! ☕️

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Went down a google rabbit hole about Anteaters last night 🤣😂🤣They eat 30,000 ants a day! But I have some questions… How many calories is 1 ant? How long does it take to eat 30,000 ants? Can I have one in Arkansas? Would I be able to rent it out?