Someone clogged the Scarlet Devil Toilet and it isn’t me

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Yes

Sakuya Izayoi ⏱️🗡 YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

“WAIT you’re that one DIO girl—” “彼女は17歳だった、スコット” “OH COME ON”

I agree. Aya’s eggs… ah, that takes me back.

200 followers! I would like to thank my Mistress, my fiancée, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, my fellow incident resolvers, Tupai….

Notice how I’m always the first at the top category. This is because I’m perfect at everything I do.

“Youmu is such a powerful swordswoman!” Youmu when I play with her butt:

Top 10 Touhou jokes that will make me the funniest incident resolver in the group chat

That bored, hm? I’ll slip laxatives into everyone’s drinks and seal off every restroom in all the realms in stopped time… and we can watch the chaos ensue. People will have to defeat the Gap Youkai so she’ll transport their business into the void. How’s that for an incident?

We are not so different, you and I…

When will I be added to Fortnite?