Happy 16th to my oldest 💙

cay I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND

I wake up every day and profess no man more mad den me.

My man is such a mood

Did you know Black fathers spend the most time with their kids

They charged me $7.60 for one fucking prenatal vitamin at that hospital.

The internet make yall feel like you got the right to speak on everything. Sometimes you supposed to shut the fuck up before you become an example of the very thing you running your mouth about!

I haven’t been to work since April 7th and I’m supposed to just…go back?

Yes she can. You’d need to take on the responsibility of getting them ready going forward. Trust me, she will be a quiet angel. However she might come on twitter and ask for advise on how to get her husband to stop shouting when getting kids ready for school 🤗🤗

bed center aligned against the wall vs bed in the corner of the room tells you everything you need to know about a person

The only exciting thing about going back to work is getting my hair done regularly again.

I’m always going to have my hair done.

My big baby starts 11th grade today. And his first job. I feel so happy for him.

just found out my 30-year-old coworker has a 15-year-old child

About to be on the beach dutty wining with my pickey on my hip.

🌝

Any of my lawyer friends want to do PI on the Plaintiff’s side? It’s in southern Maryland and the pay is really good.

Went from one kid to three in the blink of an eye

I was covering a criminal case for a 19 year old client with a gun case. His father was there and asked if I was the assistant to the real attorney. This was after I stood at counsel’s table and resolved the hearing. The kid client began apologizing profusely 😭😂