Was going to clap 👏 but my closest neighbour is half a mile away....so I did this instead #NHS #clapforNHS #StayHomeSaveLives SOUND ON otherwise it want make any sense 🔊

Donald Trump - kills 99.9% of all known Americans.

“No no, you keep in the middle of the path, it makes more sense that I fold myself into this hedge”

Ah, rain, it’s you again. Welcome back, old chum

#JohnsonOut

Having to make do with a lot of archive sport recently. Found this epic encounter.

the room next door - Matt Hancock and the Diversity of Thought

🗣 "Those setbacks really helped me this year." Turning negatives into a positive, Joel Clarke-Khan secured a PB on his way to becoming British Champion in the men's high jump 🔋 #MüllerBritishChamps #JoinTheJourney

I'll start, to all those in Manchester and parts of Yorkshire who have for months not been able to see their families, thank you for trying to save the country. To those who are shielding especially.

From teaching all my secondary students I would completely agree that the symptoms are far more varied than just the cough, temp and change in smell.

This is amazing.

Retweet to be in the draw for a signed copy. Happy Book Day to me! Happy Book Day to me! Happy Book Day, dear Maaaaark! Happy Book Day to me! The Girl And The Moon is out today - completes The Book of the Ice trilogy!

With many new refugee families arriving Care4calais #Berkshire team really need to restock the knicker drawer. If you can spare a few pounds or share the link we'd be eternally grateful. #RefugeesWelcome peoplesfundraising.com/fundraising/th…

#freyandmcgray . Excellent summer reading.

Congratulations to Sarah Merrick for winning a full set of #freyandmcgray books! (I'll DM soon 🙃) Thanks to all o' youse for taking part. And remember there will be a worldwide competition coming soon!

So chuffed to soon be owning a sign set! Thanks to Oscar de Muriel for writing them and The Hive for getting Strings of Murder and putting it out on display one summer ... I was hooked from the start.

Message to the new PM. #StopRwanda #RefugeesWelcome

This. Is. Excellent.

I don’t suppose anyone has a guitar 🎸 going spare? We have an asylum seeker who would like to get back to playing and wants to entertain and teach others ( free of charge). Musicians ? Olivia Harrison any thoughts? 🙏