I just seen my mama life insurance policy she betta watch how she talk to me

I actually think saying “my man my man my man” is up there w/ saying Bloody Mary in a mirror. It’s a cursed saying

I started getting freckles last year and personally the freckle/mole combo on my face is too much.

Not opposed to seeing Don Toliver in concert for a 3rd time this year.

I hate that I only like one specific marinara sauce bc it’s literally double the price of the other ones 😭. Bougie ass tastebuds letting me down!

Detroit women got these out of town niggas going crazy. Just wait until y’all find out they act like niggas and fight niggas 😭

When i use "👍🏻" I mean this :

I get so offended when people ask me if I have any kids and I have to remember that I’m just at that age now where everybody got them😭

Devil In A New Dress is the richest sounding song ever. When I come mansion I’m playing it while they installing the 30-foot entry rug

I'll take a shot if u take a shot

If I pay for our drinks don’t send me no money. Pick something else to pay for.

Lol my baby and her daddy are Geminis and I’m an Aquarius. We really have a little air sign gang 😂

I have 10000 nicknames for my baby already 😂. She’s gonna be sick of me never saying her name.

having a kid in the strip club is crazy :(

my spawn

Not a regular mom

They say you only live once, HOWEVER