i love a short king, like 6'2

I truly don’t understand how we’ve gotten here as a society. I don’t understand how people are so stupid. I literally cannot comprehend it and it makes me feel insane :)

uniqlo’s vanity sizing is out of control. a 26” in the jw anderson jeans fits like a 30”.. they just out here giving folks body dysmorphia

unfortunately i lost all faith in the academy when anora won best picture

‘i asked chatg-‘ GUNSHOT

me clutching my pearls watching bad bunny’s amazon prime live for the first time and seeing the crowd.. like damn i thought this was a classy party

Anytime somebody do sumn weird I just work on myself cuz what da fuck am I even doin here

I’m too smart to have a boyfriend

i used to think wishing death on people was wrong but some people genuinely need to die.

Yall too fucking grown to not “be into politics”.

addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile

I am the worst person to brag to, I am genuinely not impressed by a lot of things...

OMG FINALLY

My vision boards never include a man or having a relationship lmao

some of y'all brains just up there for decoration huh

dhl taking nearly 3 fuckin weeks to deliver packages.. mind you, most of my non-dhl international packages are with me in 1.5-2 weeks