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kale

@saintkaleigh

knockoff michelle visage. she/her 🪩🩷🛼🍭

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calendar_today01-08-2009 20:05:54

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someone hacked my starbucks account & tried to send someone a $25 gift card but jokes on them because I sent the gift card link to myself & added it to my account first. I am literally NOT the one!!!!!!!

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I started sobbing when I met jane krakowski and I literally told this woman “oh i’m sorry I just stopped taking my lexapro so i’m really emotional right now” she said “oh I love your coat”

I started sobbing when I met jane krakowski and I literally told this woman “oh i’m sorry I just stopped taking my lexapro so i’m really emotional right now” she said “oh I love your coat”
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I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.
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when I marry snake rob from traitors I will refer to him as rob rausch in the same way lisa rinna refers to harry hamlin as harry hamlin

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Metaphor: Don't go to a sushi bar and expect lasagna, they don't serve it there. Try the nice trattoria down the street