Spirit Halloween porch animatronics when u walk by them in the store

Halloween is wild because what do you mean you're Tom Sandoval doing the backwards children's song challenge in The Traitors

happy halloween

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

these would go so hard on 2012 tumblr

today we learned my half italian father did not know that pomodoro means tomato

someone hacked my starbucks account & tried to send someone a $25 gift card but jokes on them because I sent the gift card link to myself & added it to my account first. I am literally NOT the one!!!!!!!

Today's Cute Critter of the Day is Turquoise from Blue's Clues!!

I started sobbing when I met jane krakowski and I literally told this woman “oh i’m sorry I just stopped taking my lexapro so i’m really emotional right now” she said “oh I love your coat”

ate two salads yesterday voluntarily.. who am I becoming

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

the secret to being fabulous? being a 25+ year old woman with the taste of a 43 year old gay man. start listening to Madonna NOW!

when I marry snake rob from traitors I will refer to him as rob rausch in the same way lisa rinna refers to harry hamlin as harry hamlin

Fame is a gun and I point it blind

thank you to the barista who wrote “enjoy diva!” on my cup today. you saved me.

darlene mitchell is the first queen in drag race herstory to win a challenge by being pure of heart #DragRace

#teamathena #dragrace

they didn’t want to miss the drag race lalaparuza

pamela anderson lip combo dupes secured prepare to be sick of me

Metaphor: Don't go to a sushi bar and expect lasagna, they don't serve it there. Try the nice trattoria down the street