Followed the... there is now mud! I washed it off be... Er.. I don't know what you mean. (Now he's jerking his head away and putting his ear buds back in.)

I didn't get mud on it! I wasn't even muddy! I was *working* all day! (No he wasn't... lets just hope Kev, Neenah and Eli don't snitch on him...)

(He'll be attempting to catch the headphones before they fall into the neon light ridden pool. Yes... he stole a mansion from the Idols...) Hey! Do I look like I know how to clean a rug?! Actually... wait I can just put it in the dishwasher. Nevermind.

(Humming...) ..... .......... Oh huh? I'm sorry were you saying something...?

(Now it's his turn to incoherently scream. All while making sure she's positioned in a way that she doesn't get hurt.) CARMEN!!! WHY!?!

Hes groaning as he raises up out of the water, frowning. "You are so anal about your damn rug! It's just a fuckin RUG Carmen! Get another one!"

She loves that rug more than me...

These bots are lookin better and better...

Just chilling...

(Points toward the washing machine then goes back to scrolling on my phone.)

You ever wanted to see the reason you can't have nice things or the family disappointment? Look no further.

Oh she already did. I told her it's in the washing machine. Dumno why she gets so anal about her damn rug. It's just a rug. And it's ugly... white and fluffy. What the fuck?

What's wrong?! Calm your fucking tits! I was gonna air dry it...

I put bleach in it... white right? Bleach the whites... I think...

Jokes on her. Not a co boss. I'm *the* boss.

Red.ღ Slow responses. In a dungeon on ffxiv and I'm timed on dungeon runs. 😅

It was red? Oh shit... well it'll still probably look good... maybe. Hell itll be unique probably mean it's even more expensive and shit...

Oh good.

Had too I deleted it sucker

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