Indians have decoded American and British accents, but Pahadi and Nepali accents still leave us buffering. No offence pls

Bangalore dating taught me that liking someone and choosing someone are two very different skills.

When you sleep like a baby at the end of the day, you know it was a productive one.

Nothing prepares you for adulthood like calling someone twice your age by their name at work.

Earlier, when I was cool, I’d say “Have you lost it?” Now I just say “iski panchayat ki hadd toh dekho” and move on.

Half the dating pool is healing. The other half is causing the damage.

The confidence with which people cut sugar while keeping caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol intact needs to be studied.

Bangalore has more situationships than flyovers.

Someone really wrote, "Shuru hogye aashiko ke navratre" and I can't stop laughing since!

Par bhaiya mujhe toh bas dudh or bread chahiye the!!...

Pakistan boycotting India in cricket and then taking it back is the kind of commitment issues even therapy can’t fix. Absolute clowns 🤡

Hot water bag, you've healed my world 🫂

Girl to Girl: Just because you see potential in him doesn’t mean you can plan your retirement around it. Even a lottery ticket has potential. You don’t build your life on it.

Men love "strong, independent women" until those women are strong, independent and have opinions.

Bhai aaj kisine agar khaane ki photo daali toh block krdungi!

No offence...but yeh karne ki kya zarurat thi pandya bhai!!!

Commentator: "Yeh nhi pta tha ki usmaan ki batting me bhi pause hai" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ahahahahahha🤣🤣🤣🤣

Being self-aware is fun until you realize you’re still repeating the same nonsense.

My desi upbringing will never allow me to buy something without checking the price tag first.

So obsessed with my X header, that I'm this🤌close to getting it framed big, for my room wall.