ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

tornadoes? in California? no thank you, don’t do that

i want to strength train, but have no idea where to start

lately, reddit communities have done far more for my mental health than anything else lol

I cannot fucking wait to leave work, and get a hit of my favorite drug ((sniffing the tops of my kid’s heads))

I bought this finally lol

I thinned my eyebrows out A LOT, and i’m obsessed lol

as someone who spent middle school heavily obsessed w/ Michael Jackson, that movie was really important to me lol

had a weird feeling about my new therapist so i canceled every upcoming appointment, and booked with a new one immediately 😌

I think it’s so funny that I got 10k TT likes just by posting two old videos of HW lmao

i cannot deal with myself rn!!!!!!!

HAYLEY SIGNED MY MIRTAZAPINE

I know i’m pretty, but I need to build a fatter ass and then i’ll be happy

my nervous system is so fucked!!!!!!!!

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Hayley was soooooo right when she said: ALEX READS TAROT READS 👏🏻THE 👏🏻 SHIT 👏🏻 OUTTA 👏🏻 ME