Don’t think the Beautiful South ever really get the credit they deserve. David Rotheray and Paul Heaton are two of the best songwriters the UK has ever produced

Never been clearer to me that this country is on its absolute arse, turned up to A&E with a near enough confirmed broken/fractured ankle, can’t walk and the wait time is 6 hours and 7 hours elsewhere, advice given is to go home hope for the best and return tomorrow morning…

Theo Von really asked the Rizzler if he owns a scale mid-convo 😭😭

So wrong to go days without speaking to an actual person in person

Every single day without fail

MTBTTF

Sunday is the new Saturday bosh big up the Blue Orchid. Bosh

I will smash bare pints I will sniff a few lines and I will reply to your insta story

Bamford getting off the team bus next Monday #LUFC

Could listen to 50 rap about hollow points every day for rest of my life

Am a thoroughbred

wtf you think a pipe looks like 😂😂

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You know it’s a good curry when it smells the same coming out ya arse

Danny boy beefing with mooshtips was not something I was expecting to wake up to 🔥🔥🔥

And it was beautiful.

I could shit in a box and sell it as conceptual art

Leeds united haven’t had a proper 10 since Pablo, it was an issue last time we got relegated, it was an issue when we didn’t go up last year, it will be an issue this year! Not getting one over the line is negligence, the players, the fans and the manager deserve better!

Class 😂😂😂😂😂😂