Looks like @LandRover_UK are trying to remove their "Unstoppable 4x4 Vehicles" tag line from their website but the guy in marketing doesn't quite understand their Content Management System.

"one of our toughest sign-off tests was to get the Defender to overcome hitting a 20cm high square-edged kerb at 25mph" Parents walking their kids to school tomorrow morning will feel extremely reassured by this bragging. H/T Chris McGeehan 💙 #suv irishtimes.com/life-and-style…

@officialjonot Chris McGeehan 💙 Hey Land Rover Discovery , we've got your new strapline

Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word go, should be called 0-5km to be honest. So yeah be warned

Our 2 cargo bikes were stolen from our garage overnight 😭 - an Urban Arrow and a Bike43. Please share if you're in Bath - they can't be far!! This has been reported to police and have marked as stolen on BikeRegister

Plan a peaceful protest that would inconvenience motorists: five years in prison. Motorist drives without insurance, hits seven-year-old boy, leaves him to die at the scene. Fourteen weeks suspended. I have no words. news.sky.com/story/driver-w…

everyone on their third hour of watching the #OpeningCeremony

I didn't know you could pick up an Olympic Opening Ceremony at Poundland? Amazing. #OlympicGames

Can’t share this often enough #Riots

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The Netherlands🇳🇱 invests €595 million, or €35 per resident, annually in cycling infrastructure. Does it seem expensive? The average Dutch person travels 912 km annually, saving the health system 19 billion euros (3% of GDP).

Wordle 1,165 5/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩grrr🙄

Tis the season again, reminder that you gotta remove the vent tack from your new coat! Still trying to think of a courteous way to tell strangers this in the way one might tell someone they have TP stuck to their shoe 🤔

We're big believers in supporter engagement here at the FSA. Tonight we recognise a club where it's done right. Congratulations to Portsmouth FC for winning the Supporter Engagement Award 2024! #Pompey

#Pompey have won the Supporter Engagement Award at the 2024 FSA Awards

Wordle 1,292 2/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Taking this as a good omen for the year ahead 💃🥳🍾🎊

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